Intro: Am-Dm-G-C-F-Bm-E-

      Am                        Dm
   At first I was afraid to eat a picha pie
          G
   Kept thinking this is not good
         C
   This is a picha pie
          F
   And I spent oh, so many nights
          Bm
   Just eating my tortang talong
               E
   And I grew strong because of my tortang talong
              Am           Dm
   Biglang may box from outer space	 
           G                          C
   Nakita ko sabay kinuha ko yung box from outer space
          F                      Bm
   Binuksan ko at nasindak, may picha pie sobrang laki
         E
   Tinikman ko within five seconds, naubos ko parang mani

                   Chorus
          Am       Dm
   Ngayon ako ay ganito
                G
   Kung di ka pizza hut o shakeys
                 C
   You're not welcome, 'ina mo
              F
   Ngayon sa aking picha pie
            Bm
   Ayoko nang mahiwalay
            E
   Para sa 'yo, handa 'kong magpakamatay
             Am          Dm
   'Cause now I love (my) picha pie, yeah
         G                            C
   As long as I eat picha pie I know I'll be alive
         F                         Bm
   I want all my garlic beef, pepperoni, double cheese
         E                       Am
   Oh picha pie, o picha pie, penge

   Adlib: Am-Dm-G-C-F-Bm-E-

           Am                        Dm
   You took all the cash I have, naubos nang lahat
            G                         C
   Gusto ko pa ng picha pie ngunit ang pera'y di sapat
           F                                 Bm
   And I spent oh so many nights just feeling sorry for myself
               E
   It made me cry, wala na ba 'kong picha pie?
          Am        Dm
   Ngayon ako ay nagipit
             G                     C
   Hindi na ako stupid person na hindi nag-iisip
           F                        Bm
   Medyo mahal ang picha pie, you can't expect it to be free
                    E
   That's why I'm saving all my money para merong pambili

   (Repeat Chorus)

   Coda: Am-Dm-G-C-F-Bm-E-
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